Reposted from the Miniatures Page, because I got tired of looking for it every time I needed it. I am only partially the original author; see the link for details.
I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor;
Fighting off the alien and capturing the criminal …
I preach the the inquisition, print, video and subliminal
From Malleus to Xenos, all ordos categorical.
I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor,
A quite foreboding mix of both a cleric and executor,
I Fight with subtle aliens and cruicfy the criminal,
My preaching methods range from rather blatant to subliminal!
I can detect the faintest hint of reasoning heretical
And scribe your name to secret lists index-ed alphebetical
I’ve servo skulls and porto-racks and names so allegorical
I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor!
I am the very model of a heretic inquisitor
I’ve information demonic, alien and criminal
I know the Astarte primachs, and I quote codex lexical
From Malleus to Xenos, in Ordos categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters ecumentical
I understand interrogation, both simple and psychological
About chaos incursion, I’m teeeing with a lot o’news
with many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant
crews.Chorus:
With many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!With many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!
With many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!
I am the very model of a heretic Inquisitor;
I hunt them down regardless if they’re resident or visitor.
I torture ’til confession, then I kill them ’cause it’s merciful.
They pay me by the body count, and so I fill the hearses full.
My old historic predecessors served a certain church in Rome,
But in the forty-thousandth year, my truth comes from a different tome.
I hunt for psykers rogue and then I hunt for Chaos as it’s born,
For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!
(servitor skulls sing:)
For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!
For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!
For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of course, of Khorne!
(Inquisitor resumes)
Don’t waste my time with heated proclamations of your innocence;
I’ve got my ways to make you scream the truth in awful dissonance.
I always find them guilty and I’m looking very sinister —
I am the very model of a heretic Inquisitor!