{"id":260,"date":"2017-01-08T19:59:08","date_gmt":"2017-01-09T03:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noserf.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2017-01-08T19:59:08","modified_gmt":"2017-01-09T03:59:08","slug":"i-am-the-very-model-of-a-heretic-inquisitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noserf.com\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"I am the Very Model of a Heretic Inquisitor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reposted from the Miniatures Page<\/a>, because I got tired of looking for it every time I needed it. I am only partially the original author; see the link for details.<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor;<\/p>\n

Fighting off the alien and capturing the criminal …<\/p>\n

I preach the the inquisition, print, video and subliminal<\/p>\n

From Malleus to Xenos, all ordos categorical.<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor,<\/p>\n

A quite foreboding mix of both a cleric and executor,<\/p>\n

I Fight with subtle aliens and cruicfy the criminal,<\/p>\n

My preaching methods range from rather blatant to subliminal!<\/p>\n

I can detect the faintest hint of reasoning heretical<\/p>\n

And scribe your name to secret lists index-ed alphebetical<\/p>\n

I’ve servo skulls and porto-racks and names so allegorical<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a Heretic Inquisitor!<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a heretic inquisitor<\/p>\n

I’ve information demonic, alien and criminal<\/p>\n

I know the Astarte primachs, and I quote codex lexical<\/p>\n

From Malleus to Xenos, in Ordos categorical;<\/p>\n

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters ecumentical<\/p>\n

I understand interrogation, both simple and psychological<\/p>\n

About chaos incursion, I’m teeeing with a lot o’news<\/p>\n

with many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant
\ncrews.<\/p>\n

Chorus:
\nWith many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!<\/p>\n

With many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!<\/p>\n

With many dreary facts about the space hulks hidden mutant crews!<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a heretic Inquisitor;<\/p>\n

I hunt them down regardless if they’re resident or visitor.<\/p>\n

I torture ’til confession, then I kill them ’cause it’s merciful.<\/p>\n

They pay me by the body count, and so I fill the hearses full.<\/p>\n

My old historic predecessors served a certain church in Rome,<\/p>\n

But in the forty-thousandth year, my truth comes from a different tome.<\/p>\n

I hunt for psykers rogue and then I hunt for Chaos as it’s born,<\/p>\n

For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!<\/p>\n

(servitor skulls sing:)<\/p>\n

For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!<\/p>\n

For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of Khorne!<\/p>\n

For followers of Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, and, of course, of course, of Khorne!<\/p>\n

(Inquisitor resumes)<\/p>\n

Don’t waste my time with heated proclamations of your innocence;<\/p>\n

I’ve got my ways to make you scream the truth in awful dissonance.<\/p>\n

I always find them guilty and I’m looking very sinister —<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a heretic Inquisitor!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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